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snuvv:

feferihipstersparkles:

strawberrydefjam:

im sorry but this is the best thing i’ve ever found on the internet and it really needs to be appreciated

IT’S WAY TOO LATE FOR MY BRAINT O PROCESS THIS AND I ACTUALLY JUST STARTED CRYING AND WHISPERING NO TO MY COMPTUER STOOPppP

im gosing to wake up my hosue

what in the FUCK did I just watch

captainofalltheships:

Please do the sequel!

queenshennig:

No regrets. what. so. ever.

I PHYSICALLY CANNOT WAIT FOR IRON MAN 3

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FACE.

LOL.
“Small” accessories.
……..LOL.

LOL.

“Small” accessories.

……..LOL.

nationalpost:

Toronto’s Union Station shut down due to massive flood of rainwater and possibly sewage
A flood of rainwater and sewage shut down Toronto’s Union Station Friday afternoon, closing the key transit hub for hours and ensuring a nightmare afternoon commute.

TTC Chair Andy Byford was among the first to see the flood.

“I was on a train heading south to Union Station. I looked out the window and you could see water pouring onto the platform.”

He is not optimistic that Union will be useable for the afternoon commute.

“We are in the middle of a massive cleanup of the foul water,” said Mr. Byford. “I cannot see how this station could possible reopen for rush hour.”

The floodwater is “a cross between water and sewage,” confirmed Toronto Fire spokesman Adrian Ratushniak. (Photos: First three photos by Alana McCarthy; fourth Aron Vincent Elkaim/Canadian Press)

lololol Candace and I just stared at each other like O___O while seeing this news and thanked everything that we weren’t downtown today.

travishugs:

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and i’m not trying to look intelligent anymore that means you’ve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship. 

veritykindle:

legodildo:

janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

youvebeen-loki-d:

ohmyloki:

youvebeen-loki-d:

hiddlestonr:

i think that’s what he said. 

He’s quoting Odin, I believe. 

And I officially just choked on my drink.

Guys, he speaking Huarghhh. I figured it out.